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2005-Apr-10, Sunday 05:39 pmWell, I'm back online at least. Still a good deal of unpacking/moving in kinds of crap to do, but still.
And, as far as funny (nasty irony-wise) stories go, this is the topper.
Today, at work, we had a pre-teen punk decide he wanted a couple of CD's more than he wanted to pay for them. Yep, he walked into the bathroom with 'em,opened one to desensor it, and stuffed them both into his shirt somewhere. Well, as he was leaving, he was taken aside by one of the Supervisors who couldn't keep him in the store. He and his friend took off as the Supe yelled at them 'I've got you on film, just so you know, and don't come back any more'. Well, in his haste to make his escape, he managed to get on the wrong side of a truck/SUV thingy and managed to get himself all mangled and knocked up. If there were any doubts about Instant Karma, they have since evaporated. Like his three teeth.
And, as far as funny (nasty irony-wise) stories go, this is the topper.
Today, at work, we had a pre-teen punk decide he wanted a couple of CD's more than he wanted to pay for them. Yep, he walked into the bathroom with 'em,opened one to desensor it, and stuffed them both into his shirt somewhere. Well, as he was leaving, he was taken aside by one of the Supervisors who couldn't keep him in the store. He and his friend took off as the Supe yelled at them 'I've got you on film, just so you know, and don't come back any more'. Well, in his haste to make his escape, he managed to get on the wrong side of a truck/SUV thingy and managed to get himself all mangled and knocked up. If there were any doubts about Instant Karma, they have since evaporated. Like his three teeth.