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Bloodrayne.
I usually can find 'something' good to say about nearly every flick, even if it's just that the outfits were hot, or the men were hot. Or the men in the outfits were hot. But this horrifying abortion shouldn't even be allowed for rental. Ghods the effects were trite, and just awful. The gore factor attempted was right up there with Romero, way back when. Without any of the cutting edge coolness, or scalp-tingling scare factor. Most of it just looked stupid. The acting was .... . well, I'm sure there was some acting in it, somewhere. I'm sure they at least had to act when they modeled for the cardboard punchouts that were actually used for the film. And I'm quite sure that in 30 years, when the fight choreographer gets out of diapers, he might actually have a career in the movie industry, bringing around those big pink boxes of donuts.
Overall, I'd recommend this movie to about 4 people, but only because I wish them nothing but ill. Beyond them, don't even bother wasting a free rental coupon on it.
I usually can find 'something' good to say about nearly every flick, even if it's just that the outfits were hot, or the men were hot. Or the men in the outfits were hot. But this horrifying abortion shouldn't even be allowed for rental. Ghods the effects were trite, and just awful. The gore factor attempted was right up there with Romero, way back when. Without any of the cutting edge coolness, or scalp-tingling scare factor. Most of it just looked stupid. The acting was .... . well, I'm sure there was some acting in it, somewhere. I'm sure they at least had to act when they modeled for the cardboard punchouts that were actually used for the film. And I'm quite sure that in 30 years, when the fight choreographer gets out of diapers, he might actually have a career in the movie industry, bringing around those big pink boxes of donuts.
Overall, I'd recommend this movie to about 4 people, but only because I wish them nothing but ill. Beyond them, don't even bother wasting a free rental coupon on it.