Disney Rewards FAIL! x2 even!

So, the first was the subject line of the email:

"%%First _Name%, What Would You Do If You Met A Fairy?"

I haven't yet changed my name to "First_Name" though I have been considering it. Maybe they're just precognitive.

Second, I've met many, many fairies in my days. Granted, most were drunken sluts at bars, but still. And I know exactly what I'd do if I met them. ;)