Wow! That WAS random. :)

[ssurgul]

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last Monday I bought porn for foxxfire (-10 points).  Last Thursday I gave onyxdubh a kidney (1000 points).  Last Tuesday I helped bramblewolf across the street (6 points).  Last Friday stelph and I robbed a bank (-50 points).  In March I farted in an elevator (-6 points).  Overall, I've been nice (940 points).  For Christmas I deserve a toy train! Sincerely, Ssurgul

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And just how is it bad to buy porn for someone??  Though in that furson's case, I KNOW it'd be buy porn FROM them, which will definitely get me a one-way ticket to the eternal gas-powered smoker.  :)