Wow I've been hanging around the gay sites WAY Too much

[ssurgul]

I'm over on MySpace today, and looking at some exceptionally hot, hunky, built studmuffins and keep thinking "Damn, I know what I'd do with him, given even half a shot!" Then I look down over the profile and see the killer of delight: Orientation: Straight.

It's definitely telling that seeing a guy on the screen in trooper armor, or spandex or hero suit or whatever and I'm immediately assuming he's gay.

Comments

[foxxfire.livejournal.com]

Well hey, we all see what we want, neh? :)

[twigmouse.livejournal.com]

There R str8 ppl on teh intarnets? OMG! News2Me!

[ssurgul.livejournal.com]

It's true, sadly. And apparently MySpace is their haven. ;)

[tsear.livejournal.com]

Half a shot and a rubber straitjacket.

[ssurgul.livejournal.com]

Well, of course. While they're wearing the spiderman or other spandex suit underneath. But still. ;)

[tsear.livejournal.com]

Pff. Spandex.

All about 0.9mm latex.

[ssurgul.livejournal.com]

To be sure, latex is heaven itself. But it is far more fragile than spandex, tragically. And pathetic and annoying realities say that you can't actually wear latex more than a couple of days straight without running escalating risk for skin health.

[tsear.livejournal.com]

Does that include the latex-coated spandex stuff? The hybrid?

[ssurgul.livejournal.com]

Depending, it could be. As long as it's not that PVC crap that falls apart after a day and a half of wear, or at the mere sign of anything resembling harder play.

[tsear.livejournal.com]

What qualifies as 'harder' play. Dare I ask?

[mooglyguy.livejournal.com]

Being flogged or single-tailed senseless, I expect.