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2007-Dec-02, Sunday 06:59 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
ssurgulA kid asks his parents for a train set for Xmas, and he's thrilled to find he gets it from Santa.
So, he asks and asks and the parents say he's allowed to go ahead and play with it. So he unwraps it and sets it up and starts to play with it immediately. He makes the first circuit of the train, making little train noises all the while, and then at the station, he says, 'Alright all you assholes that want to get on, get on! And all your assholes that want to get off, get the hell off my train!'
The parents are shocked, naturally, but watch to see what he does as the train starts to make the next pass. After all, it could have been a fluke.
On the second go-round, at the station, the boy repeats the sounds and at the station, yet again, he says, 'Alright you stupid assholes, if you want off, OFF. And all you impatient assholes, get on if you want on.'
At this the mother finally has had enough and scolds the boy, telling him how rude and inappropriate that sort of language is. She sends him to his room, to think about what he's done and how wrong it is to use language like that. As he leaves, she tells him he can't play with his train until he understands that what he said was wrong and can't even leave until he's learned his lesson.
About half an hour later, she goes into his room to talk to him. 'Well, son, have you learned your lesson?' 'Yes, Mom.' 'And you know that using language like that is not right?' 'Yes, Mom.' 'Ok, you can play with your train again.'
So, this time, the boy makes his loop with the train, making softer train noises but still making them. At the station this time, he says, "Thank you all you nice people for waiting patiently at the gates. Please come aboard and ride my train. And all you polite people on the train, thank you for your patience, please depart now. And if anyone wants to complain about the half hour delay, go see that bitch in the kitchen."
So, he asks and asks and the parents say he's allowed to go ahead and play with it. So he unwraps it and sets it up and starts to play with it immediately. He makes the first circuit of the train, making little train noises all the while, and then at the station, he says, 'Alright all you assholes that want to get on, get on! And all your assholes that want to get off, get the hell off my train!'
The parents are shocked, naturally, but watch to see what he does as the train starts to make the next pass. After all, it could have been a fluke.
On the second go-round, at the station, the boy repeats the sounds and at the station, yet again, he says, 'Alright you stupid assholes, if you want off, OFF. And all you impatient assholes, get on if you want on.'
At this the mother finally has had enough and scolds the boy, telling him how rude and inappropriate that sort of language is. She sends him to his room, to think about what he's done and how wrong it is to use language like that. As he leaves, she tells him he can't play with his train until he understands that what he said was wrong and can't even leave until he's learned his lesson.
About half an hour later, she goes into his room to talk to him. 'Well, son, have you learned your lesson?' 'Yes, Mom.' 'And you know that using language like that is not right?' 'Yes, Mom.' 'Ok, you can play with your train again.'
So, this time, the boy makes his loop with the train, making softer train noises but still making them. At the station this time, he says, "Thank you all you nice people for waiting patiently at the gates. Please come aboard and ride my train. And all you polite people on the train, thank you for your patience, please depart now. And if anyone wants to complain about the half hour delay, go see that bitch in the kitchen."