ssurgul

Gah! I had no idea lusting after him when I was but a wee Star Trek fan would lead to him being a total geek! ;)

My brain: Hey, are we awake?

Me: We were, but now we're going back to sleep.

My brain: Dude! We're totally awake! Awesome! Weee!

Me: Quiet, you. I'm going back to sleep.

My brain: Okay, but before you go back to sleep,listen to me for a minute. While you were sleeping, I totally came upwith this idea for the manga script you're supposed to be writing.

Me: I'm very proud of you. Let's talk about it in a few hours. After I wake up for real.

My brain: But it's so cool! Okay, here's what happens . . .

Me: SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!

My brain: It's due in 11 days, dude. I think you should just get up and start writing.

Me: It's . . . [look at the clock] 5:13 in the morning, dude! It's still dark.

My brain: Okay. If you really want to sleep, go ahead. I'll be here when you wake up.

Me: Thank you.

30 seconds later . . .

My brain: '"I'm a cowboy! On a steel horse I ride! I'm wanted (wanted!) Dead or alive! Bow wow wow woooowwwwww."

Me: What. Are. You. Doing.

My brain: I sing to myself when I can't sleep.

Me: But . . . Bon Jovi? Really?

My brain: Hey, maybe you should play less Rock Band.

Me: I hate you.

My brain: As long as you're awake, why don't you get out of bed and write down this awesome story idea I have? It'll be fun!

Me: I'm going to kill you with so much Arrogant Bastard tonight.

My brain: Yay! Everyone wins!