Dearest brain

[ssurgul]

While I definitely appreciate the appearance of Chris Colfer (Kurt on Glee) in this morning's little boyfriend fantasy, and I definitely wouldn't mind having him for a few weeks just to listen to him scream like a little girl when I do what I like with him, he's half your fucking age. We've talked about this. They're very tasty eye candy, and they're very tasty for that one incredibly short stint of amazingly energizing sex, but they're half your fucking age. They have little to nothing to offer in that sort of a generation gap. It's nothing personal, at all, I'm sure he's a great guy and whatnot, and probably a very wonderfully sensual lover. But he's half your fucking age. Let it go. Focus on those Sleestak actors again. Or Alex Kovas, given his proclivity for calling himself a humanimal and dressing appropriately. He's clearly older, and quite *ahem* flexible.