Dear Rita!

Wisdom from Goddess Rudner:

What you have to do is take your pride, put it in some food, and eat it! And you let her find a different roof to put over her cheatin' head! And if she can't find one, just let it rain on her hair! She's a stinky, cheaty lady who deserves ugly hair, and I hate her!

Wow. Where were you before in my life, Rita?? How I worship you from afar! ;)

Best value of the Century

The Phantom, used, for $6.99.

For all this yummy Billy Zane in purple spandex looking so buff and hunky, no price is too large, but that's just downright criminal to obtain.

Hooray for mucho hotness on the screen. ;)