Dear Rita!
2003-Aug-15, Friday 12:23 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
ssurgulWisdom from Goddess Rudner:
What you have to do is take your pride, put it in some food, and eat it! And you let her find a different roof to put over her cheatin' head! And if she can't find one, just let it rain on her hair! She's a stinky, cheaty lady who deserves ugly hair, and I hate her!
Wow. Where were you before in my life, Rita?? How I worship you from afar! ;)
What you have to do is take your pride, put it in some food, and eat it! And you let her find a different roof to put over her cheatin' head! And if she can't find one, just let it rain on her hair! She's a stinky, cheaty lady who deserves ugly hair, and I hate her!
Wow. Where were you before in my life, Rita?? How I worship you from afar! ;)
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on 2003-Aug-15, Friday 05:23 am (UTC)Lovely Rita meter maid, Lovely Rita meter maid
Lovely Rita meter maid,
Nothing can come between us,
When it gets dark I tow your heart away.
Standing by a parking meter,
When I caught a glimpse of Rita,
Filling in a ticket in her little white book.
In a cap she looked much older,
And the bag across her shoulder
Made her look a little like a military man.
Lovely Rita meter maid,
May I inquire discreetly,
When are you free to take some tea with me.
Took her out and tried to win her,
Had a laugh and over dinner,
Told her I would really like to see her again,
Got the bill and Rita paid it,
Took her home I nearly made it,
Sitting on the sofa with a sister or two.
Oh, lovely Rita meter maid,
Where would I be without you,
Give us a wink and make me think of you