Amusing Stephen King quote

as found in The Dark Tower:

(This is a gay houseboy speaking to an elderly housewoman)

"Is that what bothers thee about me, Sai?  That I kiss the pole instead of plug the hole, no more than that?"

I just had to giggle when I read that bit.  Too amusing.

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Taken from bramblewolf's page, which he got from Google's QOTD site:

When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.

George Bernard Shaw, Caesar and Cleopatra (1901)
Irish dramatist & socialist (1856 - 1950)