Amusing Stephen King quote

[ssurgul]

as found in The Dark Tower:

(This is a gay houseboy speaking to an elderly housewoman)

"Is that what bothers thee about me, Sai?  That I kiss the pole instead of plug the hole, no more than that?"

I just had to giggle when I read that bit.  Too amusing.

Comments

[schnee.livejournal.com]

*chuckles* Almost Shakespearean. :)

[ssurgul.livejournal.com]

It is indeed. And as my Inventory Manager said, 'Well, that's kind of a polite way of saying it, isn't it.' We both agreed it was only kind of polite, but at least it wasn't overtly vulgar. :)

[schnee.livejournal.com]

*noddles* :)