Shopping spree!
2007-Oct-10, Wednesday 10:44 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
ssurgulSo, yesterday I was at Winco, getting some food. And I saw the evolution of white trash.
A guy, perhaps 5'10", weighing a cool 300, sporting a shirt saying 'Of course I love you. Can't you see that my dick is still hard?' and walking with his girlfriend to the road boat Buick. But the pinnacle wasn't the scruffy, partially see through beard he sported. Nor the stereotyped swagger he walked with. No, the bestest of the best had to be the alcohol he was carrying. A box. Of Franzia blush wine.
Ah. We've come so far in uplifting the standard of living for ourselves.
A guy, perhaps 5'10", weighing a cool 300, sporting a shirt saying 'Of course I love you. Can't you see that my dick is still hard?' and walking with his girlfriend to the road boat Buick. But the pinnacle wasn't the scruffy, partially see through beard he sported. Nor the stereotyped swagger he walked with. No, the bestest of the best had to be the alcohol he was carrying. A box. Of Franzia blush wine.
Ah. We've come so far in uplifting the standard of living for ourselves.