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[ssurgul]

You're not smart. You're not a Scientist. You're not a Doctor. You're not even a full time employee.

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[ben-raccoon.livejournal.com]

And your breath smells funny!

[winterk.livejournal.com]

Please place the Weighted Storage Cube on the Fifteen Hundred Megawatt Aperture Science Heavy Duty Super-Colliding Super Button.

Also, you are adopted.

[andrew7782.livejournal.com]

Darnit, you posted my second favorite one :3
My first being "You think what you're doing is hurting me? Two plus two equals ten.. IN BASE FOUR! I'm fine!"

[ssurgul.livejournal.com]

*grins and nodnods* I do love the other one too:

Despite your violent behavior all you've managed to break so far is my heart.