Crysis revisited

[ssurgul]

Huh. After checking out http://www.incrysis.com (the main fansite from the main page), I'm no longer sure I'll be able to play Crysis at all. Sure there's the rather steep system requirements, just to play it in DX9 mode, not to even start discussing the absurdity that is the DX10 requirements. No, from the screen shots, it seems that there are a great many more people running around in that same armor as well.

I'd always be hesitating to fire back, or to fire for the kill. Not to mention far too delayed in reaction to their presence just by seeing them. Hrm. Where's a good, solid Portal knock-off when I need it. While the Weighted Companion Cube was my dearest love and long term desire, it was also not exactly arousing. Very easy to knock it around and eventually drop it in the incinerator. Now, though, having a hunk bald black man in one of those suits, without the helmet would just leave me a drooling mess. ;)

Comments

[athelstan.livejournal.com]

There is always the demo. It works fine in my system.

http://www.crysisdemo.com/

[ssurgul.livejournal.com]

Oh, I'm sure. And I know eventually I'll shell out as much as needed to get it. Mostly I was saying I'm not sure if I'll be able to play it because that armor is soooooo damn arousing to me, that seeing other 'bad guys' in it will just distract me from wanting to kill them. I'll want to drool all over them, hit them with non-existent knock-out rounds, and then take them back to my bunk for a few nights of .... exploration with each of them. ;)

[tsear.livejournal.com]

Fortunately there's only a handful of baddies in the game that wear it. Most of the time, in single player at least, only your team mates are strutting around with it. Unfortunately, rarely with the visors down. It mars the sinewy synthetic look when they have it up.

I want one, but more because of the awesome rather than the sex.

My system can barely run it with everything set at zero.

[athelstan.livejournal.com]

Oh! Well you can still get the demo and have fun with some watching the opening movies. I did miss your point completely. The only uniforms that really get me going involve kilts.