Well hooray.

[ssurgul]

It only took an hour and 15 minutes of practically yelling at various people, and indeed actually yelling at one poor moron, but I finally got Sprint to untangle my account, and get me the fucking phone I'd been trying to get for the past 2 weeks, as well as all the account changes I had asked for. Wow. Never believe that when someone says they can get a pricematch done for one of their competitors that it'll happen easily.