Another amusing test from OKCupid
2008-Sep-16, Tuesday 07:41 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
ssurgul<lj-cut text="Feel free to skip: Thief Test ahead">
<p><em>Your result for Thief Quiz...</em></p><h4>Professional</h4><p style="text-align:center"><img src="http://cdn.okcimg.com/php/load_okc_image.php/images/0x0/0x0/0/519401929078898865.jpeg" width="260" height="322" /></p>
<div><p>You've been doing this job longer than most. Your training is years of experience and mistakes. Your weapon of choice is a clear head and calm soul, everything else is just a tool to accomplish your goals. You know every trick of the trade. Soon, you should consider taking an apprentice, as you are at the top of your game. Utterly patient, perfectly fit, strong, fast, agile, skilled and experienced, there are none better. Your targets are the richest, most high-profile members of nobility and you usually work for yourself. At this point, you don't even need to work. You've accumulated so much wealth you're richer than most kings, but the thrill of the job is worth more than gold to you. Avoiding unnecessary bloodshed is a matter of honor, just like never stealing or killing a fellow thief. While you are willing to (and have) killed to defend yourself, you would only take an innocent life if there was no other choice.</p>
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<p>"You know, if you're going to compete with me, at least make it a challenge. Don't look so surprised, with the racket you were making trying to climb that wall, I expected the guard to beat me here. Now let me give you a few pointers..."</p></div><p><a href="http://www.helloquizzy.com/tests/thief-quiz">Take Thief Quiz</a> at <a href="http://www.helloquizzy.com/"><b style="color:#131313"><span style="color:#ac000c">H</span>ello<span style="color:#ac000c">Q</span>uizzy</b></a></p>
And again, the stats against which I was apparently judged:
<p><em>Your result for Thief Quiz...</em></p><h4>Professional</h4><p style="text-align:center"><img src="http://cdn.okcimg.com/php/load_okc_image.php/images/0x0/0x0/0/519401929078898865.jpeg" width="260" height="322" /></p>
<div><p>You've been doing this job longer than most. Your training is years of experience and mistakes. Your weapon of choice is a clear head and calm soul, everything else is just a tool to accomplish your goals. You know every trick of the trade. Soon, you should consider taking an apprentice, as you are at the top of your game. Utterly patient, perfectly fit, strong, fast, agile, skilled and experienced, there are none better. Your targets are the richest, most high-profile members of nobility and you usually work for yourself. At this point, you don't even need to work. You've accumulated so much wealth you're richer than most kings, but the thrill of the job is worth more than gold to you. Avoiding unnecessary bloodshed is a matter of honor, just like never stealing or killing a fellow thief. While you are willing to (and have) killed to defend yourself, you would only take an innocent life if there was no other choice.</p>
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<p>"You know, if you're going to compete with me, at least make it a challenge. Don't look so surprised, with the racket you were making trying to climb that wall, I expected the guard to beat me here. Now let me give you a few pointers..."</p></div><p><a href="http://www.helloquizzy.com/tests/thief-quiz">Take Thief Quiz</a> at <a href="http://www.helloquizzy.com/"><b style="color:#131313"><span style="color:#ac000c">H</span>ello<span style="color:#ac000c">Q</span>uizzy</b></a></p>
And again, the stats against which I was apparently judged:
Compared To Other Takers
- You scored 60% on Patience, higher than 38% of your peers.
- You scored 55% on Athletics, higher than 64% of your peers.
- You scored 89% on Compassion, higher than 93% of your peers.