Well, that's that. No more housedog.

[ssurgul]

Sorry all, but I've decided that I've been keeping Lamba from his true calling.

As such, I've signed him up for Canine Corps training in the Anti-Terrorist league. It seems that the past day and a half, now that he's eating again and keeping the food down (the antibiotics for the staph infection made his stomach do loop-de-loops apparently), he's revealed his true power: Noxious Gaseous Emissions. So, it seems only wise that we use this chemical warfare against the Terrorists that might threaten our shores. So, I'm going to do the preliminary training and any time someone other than me threatens his toys, I'm going to train him to pass the gas. That will DEFINITELY eliminate any terrorist threat to anything we like to consider our own. Granted, it will lay waste to our own assets as well, but at least those Fundamentalists won't get them!

((Yes, this is mostly a joke, but My GHODS his stench is bad since the antibiotics killed off his digestive enzymes.))

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