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[ssurgul]

Hi! Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your personal Lord and Savior?

Well, um, I meant to but then I got really busy.....

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Me in math class.

[foxxfire.livejournal.com]

Teacher: ...so with x equalling the sum of the previous equation, what's the answer? Yes, Foxx?

Me: JESUS!

Teacher: ...w-why?

Me: I saw a billboard that said Christ was the answer!

Ba-dum!

Re: Me in math class.

[rikoshi.livejournal.com]

That's so scary. I had a roommate in college who told me about this trip he took back in high school with the Boy Scouts to someplace down South.

Along the way, they saw a billboard that said "Jesus is the Answer!" And so for the rest of the trip, whenever anyone asked them a question, they'd all shout out "JESUS!" in unison.

Re: Me in math class.

[ssurgul.livejournal.com]

Holy shit, that is scary. I remember doing similarly innane and infantile crap when I was in Scouts as well. And having the troop being a childish peer group to sustain such antics.

How deesturbing.

[onyxdubh.livejournal.com]

Him: "Good evening, my name is Daniel Serpen."
Her: "And I'm Mistress Internet."
Me: "I am Jean-Louis Beaumont... Charmed, I'm sure."
Him: "We're here to ask if you've accepted Set as your personal lord and savior yet?"
Me: "Frenzy Check?... Good."
Her: "Here. Read out pamphelet."
Me: "I hate you all."