Lesbian - The Urban Dictionary Way

[ssurgul]

I had just received some Scott Pilgrim music links over on YouTube from a local friend, and I wanted to see if being in lesbians with someone had been defined as functionally equivalent to being in love with them yet on Urban Dictionary. No dice yet, but these are rather humorous.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=lesbian

#38:

someone useless

Our new co-worker must be a lesbian because when he's in the office, he doesn't do dick.

#10:

woman who actually have orgasms

why has that woman got a smile on her face? oh shes a lesbian

Comments

[d-kitten-bitten.livejournal.com]

I told my collared boy that I was in lesbians with him. It works pretty well since he was in drag at the time...

[ssurgul.livejournal.com]

*grins* Awesome!

And alas!! I tried to submit the following to Urban Dictionary, but they denied me.

lesbian

The expression of overpowering desire and interest in someone, typically expressed by a love-struck idiot or simpleton that can't quite figure out the correct 'l-word'.

Scott: "I just wanted to say I'm in lesbians with you."

Ramona: *baffled* "Okkaaaaaaayy....?"