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[ssurgul]

I'm going to miss you all. I just can't WAIT for God to reach down, in defiance once more of his written word but in abject submission to his own creation, and gather his Faithful to Himself and rid the world of them. Once and for all. I guess this means that anyone claiming to be a Christian after 6PM today can once and truly be viewed as a True Liar, and finally dismissed entirely. So, yeah, I'm totally going to miss all these Shitbags that have stood against any sort of Science and real progress for the last 1200 years or so. It's been fun, but now you're leaving. Be sure and lock up behind you, wouldn't want your required trust in the inherent good of Mankind to be finally exposed or anything.

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[crosscheck-fox.livejournal.com]

I went out for Coldstone. Gotta cool off before all that Hell on earth stuff.

[ssurgul.livejournal.com]

I tried to decide on a super-cool SELECT statement for my group project with all the data I entered into the group database. Might as well embrace science as much as possible on this day of ueber-religion. Oh. Wait. Not a single earthquake anywhere in the world that I'm aware of. But it's not like it matters even if there were one or two. His prediction required major earthquakes everywhere at 6PM. Now I need to finish this stupid SELECT statement. How could the religious zealot nutball fraud snakeoil salesman let me down like this? ;)

[crosscheck-fox.livejournal.com]

There's a 6.1 quake reported in the Pacific! OH GOD!

There's a volcano erupting in Iceland! OH GOD!!

The mom that injected botox into her daughter was lying! OH GOD!!!

...I have chocolate chip cookies from Safeway. They're nummy.

[ssurgul.livejournal.com]

...I have chocolate chip cookies from Safeway. They're nummy.

Oh God!! They've got gluten!! Run for the Sanctified Hills!! ;)