New Revenue Model for the Federal Government

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Every time a Retardican says the following phrase/word, they must pay the associated fee.

"Uncertainty"..........................USD1M
"Lamestream Media".....................USD750K
"Maverick".............................USD500K
"Obamacare"............................USD700K
"Job-Killing Taxes"....................USD800K
"Job-Killing Regulations"..............USD1.25M
"Intelligent Design"...................USD250K
"Rush is Right"........................USD4M
"Don't Tread on Me"....................USD550K
"Pervert"..............................USD330K
"Leave the Family Out of It"...........USD125K
"Liberal Agenda".......................USD375K
"Civil War Wasn't About Slavery".......USD14M
"Refudiate"............................USD10M

More to come, but you get the general idea. And, after a month of Sunday Shows on Faux News, the deficit will be completely paid off.