*shame-headhang-face*

[ssurgul]

I am clearly not a gay man any longer. I must turn in my membership card, and stop going to the Overthrow The World meetings.

I just started doing Zumba (to go along with P90X) as part of my healthy lifestyle shift, to really shed these pounds and get my energy and such back. Also to get my wardrobe back, as I'm tired of buying new stuff when I have perfectly good pants, jeans, shirts and such. Anyway. My whiteness overpowers my gayness, and I obviously, clearly have zero rhythm. None. At all. Only the most rudimentary dance steps are followed by my body so far, and it's ..... shameful. No, really shameful.

Obviously I'm just a fat old white guy now, rather than a fat old gay guy.

*sigh*

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[hinoki.livejournal.com]

*whistles innocently, leaves this on your doorstep*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xlvkz7iEJE

*flees*

[ssurgul.livejournal.com]

*smirks* I'd swat, but that's pretty accurate, yeah. ;)