I really, really am trying....

[ssurgul]

but despite it having my fave comedian, Patton Oswalt, in it, I just can't stand King of Queens. Much of Patton's scenes are entertaining, but the drivel around it just make me want to drown myself. In tapioca pudding. Over 3 hours. It's just so badly, so painfully unfunny. The laugh track is bad, and the audience is worse.