Lesbian - The Urban Dictionary Way

I had just received some Scott Pilgrim music links over on YouTube from a local friend, and I wanted to see if being in lesbians with someone had been defined as functionally equivalent to being in love with them yet on Urban Dictionary. No dice yet, but these are rather humorous.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=lesbian

#38:

someone useless

Our new co-worker must be a lesbian because when he's in the office, he doesn't do dick.

#10:

woman who actually have orgasms

why has that woman got a smile on her face? oh shes a lesbian

Puppies' views of the world are always a riot

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3zUQnCLHYY&feature=player_embedded